From the recording IF TRUMP WEREN'T SUCH AN ASSHOLE
Lyrics
In Butler PA, where the shadows grow long,
A tale of the shooter, where it all went wrong.
Trump told a story, shot in the ear,
Got folks on edge, filled with anger and fear.
Late-night headlines, they hit like a truck,
While the laughter tonight, man, it feels like bad luck.
They gathered for dinner, the press all in sight,
But another shot rang out, shifting the night.
[Chorus]
If Trump wasn't such an asshole, maybe he'd be safe,
With friends instead of enemies, a better kind of grace.
If he just didn’t brag, didn’t twist the knife,
Wouldn't draw attention to this dangerous life.
[Verse 2]
On the stage at the White House, jokes flying high,
But under the laughter, a dangerous sigh.
Another shooter down, in the chaos and thrill,
The world’s holding its breath, as we sip on the chill.
Trump and his stories, a criminal parade,
Got folks feeling hot, like a bomb that's been laid.
If he just kept it straight, lived life in the light,
Wouldn’t be drawing fire or dealing with fright.
[Chorus]
If Trump wasn't such an asshole, folks might take a chance,
To shake his hand, buy a drink, join in the dance.
If he learned to listen, gave a little care,
Maybe less rage and less talk of despair.
[Bridge]
Rapist allegations hanging like clouds,
He dances on the edge of angry mobs and crowds.
Telling tales of immigrants, stirring up strife,
While mocking up a life that’s just not quite right.
If he treated women with a bit of respect,
Could be sipping cocktails, not dodging the wreck.
[Verse 3]
So here’s a little lesson, wrapped in a rhyme,
Words have their weight, and they echo through time.
Leadership isn’t just a fancy title at the top,
It’s kindness, it's courage, it’s making hate stop.
So let’s raise a glass to a new day ahead,
Where the leaders are humble, not filled up with dread.
Together we stand, laughter leads the way,
To a world with more kindness, come what may.
[Outro]
If Trump wasn't such an asshole, what a sight to behold,
A story of hope, instead of worries retold.
So let’s find the humor, in the mess that we see,
And hope for a future that’s better for you and me.